Me: John Doe! Pull your pants up! Right now!
Me: Please don't stick your finger in that!
Me: Bring your paper to me so I can cut the snot off the bottom!
Me: Seriously?! You just did that?
Me: Please stop, now! (said approximately 1,547 times a day)
Me: I love you too but please don't pet me!
Me: Get the scissors out of your mouth now, please!!
Me: Don't lick that!
Just a few of the things I heard myself saying today....


3 comments:
oh dear God!! I could NEVER do Kinder!! Bless you. That's sick about boogers and noses and ICK!!!
I helped out with field day last week. I swear I said "put the bucket down means PUT THE BUCKET DOWN!" at least 45763 times. Also, why do all kids find putting a bucket on their head to be good fun?
LMAO! Um...kinda sound like my house.....:/ hahaha
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